Hello, humans! I am currently a member of the Not-So-Secret-Anymore Time Lord Spies. I am currently disguised as a Dalek called Dalek Luna, but sometimes I go to Raxacoricofallapatorius to eliminate that abomination known as a Raxacoricofallapatorian squirrel. I graduated from Hogwarts with honors a few years ago, and I enjoy mystifying the other Time Lords with magic. Hopefully no Daleks are reading this, as I am stupid to even write it and I don't really want to be exterminated at this ti- no! Sec! What are you doing with that whisk?!!